Halloween Jokes

SID'S GUIDE TO ... HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN JOKES

Here are some spooky jokes to raise a chuckle for Halloween ...

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it for a spin!

How did Frankenstein eat his food?

He bolted it down!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break!

What is a ghost's favourite breakfast cereal?

Rice Creepies!

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web - he has a website instead!